This is me.

fuckyeahscrubs:

J.D.: Hey, do you know what Alex Hanson looks like?
Doug: He’s okay.
Laverne: I don’t know. I don’t look at the ladies.
Dr. Kelso: Young man, I’ve been married for over three decades. I would’ve gone there though, hell yes I would’ve.
Janitor: Who cares? No one’ll ever love you.
Ted: I don’t find her pretty, but since my wife left, when I look at a woman, I find it hard to see past the evil. Heh